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"Not to be grim😂, but Theo’s priority is almost always a desire 2 b numb. There’s a lot of comedy 2 b had in the conflict that is a werewolf having a henchmen that’s a stoner, what with his priorities or lack thereof, but Theo didn’t start binge eating & heavily abusing substances for no good reason"
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"Portrait of Theodore Copper, a grumpy, suspicious young man giving the world the side eye. He is frowning, Theo is always frowning. His thick, furrowed and critical brow is as much a feature of his face as his bulging nose, and without it people might have a hard time recognising him. His golden dreadlocks frames his face like the mane of a juvenile lion and his mouth is poised in something of an arrogant pout. He is not a pretty young man, but he is more than capable of being a sexy one. Not that he will ever credit the fact. Despite his bitter defensiveness, the warmth he emits is undeniable. He’s wearing a greyish purple towel poncho, which is commonly worn by Australian surfers when they have finished surfing. This is what he was kidnapped in."
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