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"An old VHS tape called “A TTouch of M.A.G.I.C. for Cats & Kittens.” Small print below the title explains that “M.A.G.I.C.” is an acronym for “More Awareness Gains Interspecies Communication.” It appears to be a video guide to some kind of massage technique for cats. The cover photo is a white woman in 90s-Mom stylings clutching a cat to her chest, staring at the camera with the most “I make videos about how to rub your cats” kooky cat lady look ever. However, written angrily over the cover of the tape in black Sharpie is “Bourne Supremacy,” with the first failed attempt at rage-spelling “Supremacy” crossed out. The title of the tape is also scribbled out, with an intensity in the strokes that suggests some husband trope was so fucking sick of this video and needed somewhere to record their Jason goddamn Bourne movie. One can begin to feel the story of family drama behind this tape."
