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"So you've got a fishpond, & you love eels. Should you put eels in your fishpond?

The Fleta, a 13th C. book on English common law, says NO. They'll eat the other fish, then eat each other. Then the remaining ones will just leave overland for a better home.

Don't do it, friends.
🧪🗃️"

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  To get a sense for his expression, imagine a mid-teenager accidentally walking in on their parents having sex. And not, like, plain ol' vanilla sex. Something wildly, inappropriately, off-the-charts kinky. There are devices and lotions and spare batteries strewn about. The sheets are rubber, and the neighbors are in the corner filming. Now...pan the camera back to the teenager. That look...that expression? That's the fish right now.
  
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  They put eels in your pond""

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