alt:
"99.9% of the time when someone got publicly combusted on twitter i usually had come to know them from constantly showing up on my timeline via popular retweets (in retrospect twitter was really good for rise and fall narratives) but whenever anybody goes out on here it's like a deep sea diver has returned to land carrying a horrible eyeless fish i've never seen before and they're like "today's the day, i've had it up to HERE with this fucker" and suddenly everyone in the quaint little seaside village where i live is also like "oh FINALLY we're gonna obliterate that creepy fish that's been annoying the hell out of me!!!!""
