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"Them: One day you'll be dust and ash and nobody will even know you existed. Me: Wrong! I've got enough microplastics, radiation, and forever chemicals circulating in me that intelligent life in the next epoch is going to be trying to figure out what perverse funerary rituals my death cult followed."
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