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"Maybe you've heard of the #BirdsArentReal movement, but here's an equally wild idea that is nevertheless true:

TREES DON'T EXIST (phylogenetically).

By which I mean "trees" aren't a distinctive group or 'clade', they're a shape that plants grow into, like how animals tend to evolve into crabs."

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