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"Julie knew that loving Brad meant loving every part of him, including the debilitating condition that plagues his life. At least once a day Brad will collapse as fluids leave his body on their own accord, then he passes out. Brad suffers from piss attacks.
A piss attack looks exactly like you pissed your pants, but it's different because it's not your fault and also it knocks you out. Skeptics say that those who suffer from piss attacks actually just pissed their pants and are acting like they're asleep to avoid acknowledging that they pissed themself, but there is no science to prove that piss attacks aren't real.
When Brad is honored by the CIA with an award for surviving so many piss attacks, he has the biggest attack of his life. The President is there and he starts crying because his son died of a piss attack. Some say that the President's son pissed his pants before or after he crashed his car and died, but there is no science to prove that he did not have a piss attack."
