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"*makes my GF a beautiful, complicated breakfast so it is ready when she wakes up first thing in the morning* *hits her with a pillow over and over* "WAKE UP, DUMBASS, IT'S TIME FOR BREAKFAST!""
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"2024-09-19T09:02:49.406Z"