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"This is a 4-panel comic by War and Peas featuring a vampire lamenting modern dating and vampire culture. Panel 1: A vampire sits on a purple armchair, holding a smartphone in one hand. He says, "Dating is out of control since those Twilight movies." Panel 2: The vampire, looking more irritated, says, "All of a sudden vampires are cool. Vampires are hot." Panel 3: The vampire reads a message on his phone and says, "Here’s a message: 'Suck me dry, you sexy jagged-tooth Zaddy.'" The phone gives off a notification sound, "Pling." Panel 4: Looking frustrated, the vampire sighs and says, "People under 400 don’t know the art of seduction.""
