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"after a strange few days that involved pantsed mannequins (we were witnesses not perpetrators, thank you), lewd peaches, and too many phone calls...I'm attempting to adult. so here I am, writing intro to chemistry lessons with a little help from a delightful bookmark sent by two wonderful humans."
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"a mannequin in a department store at the mostly defunct local mall. poor guy is wearing a baby blue polo with khaki pants at his ankles because someone has pantsed him. something about the set of his shoulders just makes it look like he's thinking: great, this again."
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"giant plush peach (complete with stem and leaf). it's got a pleased anime/ascii face and blushing cheeks. speaking of cheeks...it also has the requisite "peach butt" indent on the side. which of course, this photograph highlights because...I mean, have you even met me?"
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"photo of a book (Chemistry Made Easy by NurseEdu.com? I guess. I mean, I only bought it, okay. doesn't mean I paid attention to the author or lack thereof) open to the beginning of a chapter with a bookmark tucked against the pages. bookmark is white with a picture of jesus looking like he's peeking out of the center of the book. text reads: He touched what? above is a bit of my laptop screen where I'm diligently writing questions and vocabulary for said chemistry book because my teenager asked me to."
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