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"Scene: In a diner, the day after Christmas. You: “For me? You shouldn’t have.”(Opens package) DEAR GOD, IS THIS A REAL HUMAN HEART?!!” Me: “Yeah! You like it? I’m playing a little joke on George Michael from Wham!” You: “Didn’t he die?” Me: “Oh no! I’ve taken this too far!”"
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