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Author: franzanth.bsky.social (did:plc:bfjoqzne3tm5yxvpybdfahzo)

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"Absolutely nobody asked for this but I reformatted my animal yeetability thread into printable poster & zine files.

Introducing, the "Pocket Guide to Responsible & Sustainable Animal YEETING" featuring a revamped rating system. Download links below."
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    POCKET GUIDE TO RESPONSIBLE & SUSTAINABLE ANIMAL YEETING
    by franzanth
    
    In this context, YEETING is defined as the act of throwing a “projectile” at a slightly upward angle with low initial velocity. The goal here is relocation, not destruction. Therefore, YEETING is ideally performed toward soft surfaces like leaves to minimize downward acceleration that might result in said projectile's discomfort."
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