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Author: crispy-ghee.bsky.social (did:plc:axoekrmd3zp4nugzgql6cr62)

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"Have some very old Kal art from last year that I don't remember if I posted here or not.

"Burglars try to rob Kal's house while he's in the shower. Bad idea.

Several people have asked for Kal's butt but I refuse to give it to you in any serious or sexy way"

[ #art #ocart ]"
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"Hope you're ready to get the shit kicked outta ya, cabrones!""
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    "The large man has one of the burglars in a headlock on the floor. The burglar is screaming "Uncle!!! Uncle!!!" to which the large man replies "Not until you stop moving."

In the background, the other burglar is lying immobile on the ground."
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"Alright, pendejos. Think you had enough. I ain't gonna call the cops, because fuck those guys. But I catch you doin' this shit again, I will pound you into dust. Comprenden?""
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    "One of the burglars, bleeding from the mouth but with hearts around his head, says, "What if I want you to pound me into dust, big boy?"

The large man looks down at him in disgust. "That might've been hot if you hadn't just tried to steal my TV, Pinche imbécil. Fuckin' shut up.""
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createdAt:
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