alt:
"an extremely good looking comic strip comprised of a top banner with text followed by several little boxes that look kind of like old computer windows with images and text attached to them.
Big text at the top says
WEB 3 WENT NOWHERE! CRYPTO KEEPS CRASHING!
WITH NO SIGN OF PROFITABILITY FOR GENERATIVE AI AND LIMITED USE CASES, WHAT'S THE NEXT BIG TECH CRAZE, AFTER THE AI BUBBLE BURSTS?
- ALL SEEING HOVERING
MECHANICAL EYES THAT
WATCH AT ALL TIMES.
- DIGGING LARGE HOLES
YOU HAVE TO PAY TO
GET PULLED OUT OF.
- ON DEMAND CLONING
FOR AN INFINITE UNPAID
LABOR FORCE. OF YOU!
-WEARABLE COMPUTER
THAT BLOCKS OUT ALL
NEGATIVE THOUGHTS. AND
ALL POSITIVE THOUGHTS.
AND EXPLODES SOMETIMES.
- LARGE ROBOTIC CRABS
THAT HOLD YOU UPSIDE
DOWN AND SHAKE OUT
YOUR POCKETS.
-FIRE 2.0
- A COMPUTER WITH
A GUN ON IT. POINTED
AT YOU."