alt:
"a man is sitting in a chair grimacing, his brow furrowed. "What's that smell?" he exclaims.
He looks up at the walls of his house, which are bleeding, and, exasperatedly says "oh great my house died."
He begins angrily kicking the wall and says "that's just perfect"
The house is now bleeding profusely, especially from the hole that he kicked in it.
"Stupid house was supposed to have another three years on it."
The wall of the house lets out a faint scream "eeeeeeeeeeeeee", revealing that it is not fully dead yet and has a little life in it still.
"Oh good," the man says. "It's screaming. Guess I'll have to get my gun.""
