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""Have you tried drinking hot coffee while flat on your back? Can’t be done. Ruined the whole morning.""

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"Delight At Receiving Breakfast In Bed Mitigated By Difficulty Of Eating While Horizontal"

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"TAMPA, FL—Explaining that his plate was positioned perpendicular to, rather than parallel with, his mouth, local man Dominic Worley told reporters Thursday that his delight at being served breakfast i..."

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