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"Paul, do you remember how you felt the day after Donald Trump was elected?
I do. It was election night for me as well.
It was incredibly bittersweet. When I took the stage for my acceptance speech -- to represent California in the Senate -- I tore up my notes. I just said, βWe will fight.β
Then I went home and I sat on the couch with a family-sized bag of nacho Doritos. I did not share one chip with anybody. Not even Doug. I just watched the TV with utter shock and dismay.
Two things are true eight years later: I still love Doritos and we still have not stopped fighting."