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"Gather round as I tell you the time that bluesky learned the dangers of parasocial relationships It was the summer of ‘23 & we were skeeting, which is what we called posts at the time. Then there was this guy with cookie recipes. Terrible too! Had pudding mix in them. Jake Tapper bought some!"
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